The fall fashion issues are finally upon us, and they feel like a nice warm pile of fur-lined bricks: rich, heavy, and as out-there as ever. The delight begins in 10 magazine, where model Guinevere van Seenus stays warm in a suit made from shaving cream instead of fabric. Nakedness and near-nakedness continue in Purple, as expected, in which 16-year-old Lindsey Wixson gets clothes to wear, albeit on a broken toilet. Also, did you ever realize how much Ashley Olsen looks like Rachel Zoe? Or how bad fashion magazines are at glamorizing eating? Or that Jennifer Lopez looks so wrong eating noodles out of a box? Find the answers to those questions and more in this month's mega-slideshow of our favorite pages from the September issues. (Some NSFW.)