If anything will have editors fainting over their Fiji water this Fashion Week, it might be Tom Ford, who is hosting an elusive cocktail party on September 12. WWD hears that His Forbulessness will show something from his first namesake line of womenswear at this affair. His spokeswoman confirmed the event is "a small cocktail party" but would not reveal if he'll bandy about his new clothes as well. The paper reports Ford will show the full collection, including clothes, shoes, bags, and jewelry — ZOMGWTFBBQ! — in January for June deliveries. So in a year, you and your lover might be sitting in your respective offices wearing his and her Tom Ford! And then you can go home and feed each other spoonfuls of caviar with real ivory utensils.
MAJOR TOM [WWD]