The Naked Cowboy Put Clothes on

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Yesterday, the Naked Cowboy announced his presidential bid. As a member of the Tea Party. But let's not dwell on that! Instead, let's focus on the fact that he's wearing a suit and a power tie, which must feel so constricting after years of wiggling into his daily uniform of star-spangled manties and cowboy boots.

What do you make of this momentous occasion? Does Mr. Cowboy clean up well?