If anyone ought to have good Halloween costumes they're the people who work in fashion, who create and sell crazy clothes for a living. This year, they put the Slutofiend trend to rest in favor of going out as the always hilarious inanimate objects (trees! feather dusters!), creatures (alien transformers! whatever that means!), characters from movies (Coneheads! The Birds!), and biblical beings (Jesus!). See Michael Kors, Heidi Klum, Lorenzo Martone, Christian Siriano, and more fashion people in costumes in the slideshow.
Anne Hathaway As an Elegant Lady in a Lanvin Jumpsuit With a Crazy Mask
Minus the mask, this seems like an outfit Rachel Zoe would have picked for her. Think she expected her to wear it on Halloween?
Bette Midler As a Tree, With John Kerry As Himself
Martha Stewart made this costume for Bette, complete with fireflies. John Kerry is trying not to sneeze. Good thing he's her date — politicians are practiced at that sort of thing.
Christian Siriano As the Feather Duster From Beauty and the Beast
This must have moved well in a crowded nightclub.
Coneheads at the Visionnaire Party
The wire has no names for these folks, but we're just huge fans. Introducing ... QUADRABOOB.
Heidi Klum As an Alien Transformer
Of course the woman who any Redbook editor will tell you can do it all and has it all can also walk on stilts. See how short the plebeian on the right is next to her? She could crush him! With her boob patches!
Heidi Klum and Seal
We always wondered what happens at home when the cameras aren't there.
Lorenzo Martone As Jesus
Those abs are mesmerizing. Thing he emphasized their bulginess by drawing them in with one of those kits?
Liu Wen As Liu Wen
There has to be some satisfaction in looking this good when everyone around you looks so silly.
Marc Bouwer As Any Diva Working Today
Or Carrie Bradshaw meets Slash meets eighties Madonna? He must be something along those lines.
Michael Kors As a Tree
He looks so proud! Like he just had a baby or something.
Paper's Mickey Boardman As a Lacey Bat
Or maybe he's a count. Whatever he is, a cape made of lace is so much better than the nylon laundry bags everyone else has.
Padma Lakshmi As ... Arden Wohl?
It's unclear if the headgear is part of a costume, or this is just her nighttime party outfit. Halloween is not the time to road test anything new and weird-ish.
Richard Chai As a Motocross Rider With a Crow Stuck in His Head
He could have also been a fashion person after a camping trip.
Terry Richardson As a Hasidic Jew
This costume lacks conviction. The beard should smother the face, not hang like a dead animal. And he didn't even steam his gown!
Stephen Gan As a Chieftain With Courtney Love, Clause Bessenbach, and Blake Wood
Courtney looks so great and so put-together. Is she trying to push Stephen away so he doesn't distract from that?
Bergdorf's Linda Fargo As Tippi Hedren From The Birds
Oh Linda, this may as well be us on any given Monday.
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