Tom Ford once wrote an entire feature story for British GQ Style about how the world should not fear penis imagery but embrace it. "Imagine if our suits were entirely designed to show off our penises. Imagine if contemporary fashion demanded that you left your cock hanging outside your trousers, with perhaps just the head trussed up in a tiny pouch like a dick bra. Everyone would see our cocks all the time, in the same way that fashion features women's breasts," he wailed of society's double standard. So his latest pontifications on nakedness comes as no shock.
"I spend most of my time at home naked. You know, most people actually look better nude. We are all one harmonious colour, with a symmetry and an innate elegance. Fat women almost always look better without the constraint and lumpy pinching of clothes, all the straps and elastic squeezing and sucking.
"We are the only animal that wears clothes, and that can't just be because dogs can't do up buttons."
Actually that's not quite accurate — people do up their dogs' buttons all the time.
Tom Ford - Tom Ford Wants People To Embrace Nakedness [Contact Music]