The only thing JWOWW about these photos, aside from the unnecessarily gigantic and embellished waist belt, is the fact that they were taken at an event at GNC to promote something called AbCuts. But her hair is monotone and shiny! Her makeup is natural and pretty! And her cleavage — it is AWAY! She actually looks better than a lot of celebrities doing photo ops these days. What this means for the next season of Jersey Shore is a little worrisome. [StyleList]