Get Your Headline-Writing Skills Out for Drew Barrymore in Jil Sander

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Last night Drew Barrymore attended CoverGirl's 50th Anniversary Party wearing a floor-length orange look from the spring 2011 Jil Sander collection that had every critic and editor at the show climaxing in their seats. Celebrities must have heard the moans of pleasure, because Drew is the second big celebrity after Kate Bosworth to dare to try the collection in such a visible public setting. Today people writing for the Internet are all aflutter over the sacklike, solid orangeness of it all, making clear that there is not always so much opportunity to have fun with a headline about a single dress:

The Juice Is Loose [Style File]
WOW! Drew Barrymore goes orange-tastic at the CoverGirl 50th Anniversary celebrations [InStyle UK]
Drew Barrymore’s A Dream In Tangerine Jil Sander [Look UK]
Did you put your dress on upside down? Drew Barrymore wears a bizarre orange frock to Covergirl anniversary party [Daily Mail UK]
Caption Drew Barrymore's Big, Bright Bag [E!]

So, commenters, you've got juice. Let it loose below, and tell us how you would headline this look.