The show notes from Vivienne Westwood's fall 2011 men's show at Milan Men's Fashion Week today read: "With royal marriage in the air, who would you choose to be your bridegroom? Come on girls, our catwalk is your chance to dream." We're going with the guy in the drop-crotch high-waisted pants. Oh, wait — there are so many! Who to choose? [Telegraph UK]

See a complete runway slideshow of Vivienne Westwood's fall 2011 collection.