Kim Kardashian posed nude for Playboy. Then she posed nude for Harper's Bazaar and said she's sorry that she did Playboy. Then her new show, Kourtney and Kim Take New York, premiered this week (who watched? not us!), and she said she was sorry she posed naked for W magazine's "Art" issue, in which she appears nude save for a layer of silver paint (DIY instructions: here).
"Oh my God, I'm more naked that I was in Playboy," Kim told her sisters. "I'm so mad right now. [The magazine] promised I would be covered with artwork — you can see the nipples!
"The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen," she continued. "I feel so taken advantage of ... I've definitely learned my lesson. I'm never taking my clothes off again, even if it's for Vogue."
All these couple of years we have been struggling to find the captivation in the Kardashian empire. A few times we came close — when their credit card went bust, when Saturday Night Live hilariously impersonated them, when Kanye West almost didn't make it inside their store opening — but the epiphany never came ... until now. With this story, this most newsy of news that Kim will not take her clothes off for Vogue, we get it. Not that they can have our Sunday nights or anything, but something within us has been piqued.