And Here’s the Inevitable Story About Kate Moss’s Cellulite

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Kate Moss's buns and thighs appeared a little dimpled in the shots of her closing today's Louis Vuitton show, so of course someone had to do the requisite "ZOMG SHE HAS CELLULITE" story. And it comes to us thanks not to the Daily Mail, actually, but AOL's StyleList. "Kate Moss gets cellulite just like the rest of us. Even reed-thin supermodels can't escape the ticking clock of time," the story begins, concluding: "She gets away with it because, well, she's Kate Moss! But ladies, please don't try this look at home." So Kate Moss is allowed to have cellulite but the rest of you aren't. Damn you women who are normal and have cellulite and dare to disgust people by wearing a bathing suit when you go to the beach. Except guess what? Cellulite is not news. Every woman has cellulite. They may as well start doing posts like: "BREAKING: Kate Moss Has Eyes!" [StyleList]