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Disinterested Humor Columnist Reviews This Year’s Oscar Dresses

Jennifer Lawrence, Nicole Kidman with Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jackie Weaver.

The Washington Post's Gene Weingarten: "While I am certain that [the Washington Post's Oscar coverage] was smart journalism, and justified, and well read and all that, I would like to note that more space was devoted to photographs of ladies wearing dresses (this is literally true) than for the last two weeks' coverage of the events in Libya. Here is my review of the dresses: They were pretty much identical, in that they appeared to have been made of fabric, and successfully concealed most of the ladies' breasts and all of their groins. Some of the dresses were red, some were white, and some were black. Everyone looked pretty except someone named 'Jackie Weaver,' who is fat." [WP]

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