Cindy Adams Does Not Approve of Your Outfit

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"Page Six" columnist Cindy Adams has had enough — enough! — with the way New Yorkers are dressing these days. "Everything has gone far too far ... Massive buckles on belts the width of that Egyptian cobra. Huge shoulder tote bags that smack into you on the street. Giant orthopedic 6-inch-high platform stilts on their feet. Low heels are only for dating a short fat bald millionaire. Everything in between is micro mini." Menswear is no better: "It's low-cut pants in three sizes — small, medium and don't bend over. The butt crack is so visible they needn't change for a colonoscopy." Oh, ew. [Page Six/NYP]