Something to Ponder While You Slack Off Before the Long Weekend

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In a piece exploring what determines the fate of belly buttons, the Daily Mail writes: "When Katie Holmes paraded her enviably flat stomach on the beach in Miami last week, eagle-eyed observers noticed that, while perfectly proportioned in almost all respects, the actress seemed to be flaunting a rather unconventional belly button. Could it be that Mrs. Tom Cruise has — horror of horrors — the dreaded outie?" [Daily Mail UK]