David Beckham Is Coming Out With an Underwear Line for H&M

LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 01:  Professional soccer player David Beckham attends the LA Galaxy Fourth of July Weekend Kick Off Party at L.A. LIVE on July 1, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
David Beckham Photo: David Livingston/2011 Getty Images

A stream of consciousness recount of this morning's email scan: Another boring summer day for fashion news. Can't be anything good happening this early on a Thursday in JULY. Oh wait, David Beckham? Getting somewhere ... Bodywear? Translates to underwear. Something to care about! Attachment — pictures? Text-only press release. Stay awake, stay awake. Wait, H&M? Don't they usually hire actual designers to do these lines?

Really, he may as well be doing a line of headbands.