A Win for Team Jacob: Taylor Lautner Is VMAN’s Fall Issue Cover Star

Taylor Lautner, whose new middle name is "Brooding."

Twilight's Taylor Lautner has landed the cover of the new VMAN. The Steven Klein–shot, Nicola Formichetti–styled spread — appearing in the magazine’s "Archetypes" issue — is all moody black and white, which just screams, "Take me SERIOUSLY. I'm more than just a stacked teen werewolf." (Counterpoint: this.)

Aside from the pretty pictures, there's an accompanying profile that posits the question "Who is Taylor Lautner?" without ever really answering it. Though we do learn that the poor thing is a little scared of New York City: "You'll walk around NYC, and it's crazy, and then you come back and you are like, 'all right, that was fun. I'm going to take two weeks not doing that again.'" Such deep psychological insights aside, does it REALLY matter if we truly know who Taylor is? Just look at him. And think about the fact that it's only just over 78 days until Breaking Dawn hits cinemas.