Here’s the First Video Teaser for Top Model’s All-Star Cycle

We're still wondering where Jade is.

In the first tantalizing ad for America's Next Top Model's all-stars cycle, which debuts next month, it's clear that nothing has changed and yet somehow everything has gotten better: Bianca's being feisty, Lisa's being weird (and wearing a top hat, at least on one occasion), and Alexandria's being — or at least posing like — a diva. Also, there's someone who appears to be Alison trying to pose sexily with a hot dog. Pointing at the screen like she means business, Tyra also tells us she "went through all the past cycles and brought back [our] favorites." Which is debatable, but explains the series' tagline all the same: "IT IS ON." September 14 just can't come soon enough.