Vivienne Westwood Doesn’t Like Kate Middleton’s Eyeliner or Normal-Person Clothes

Kate Middleton wearing a look from Whistles in L.A. Photo: John Shearer/AFP/Getty Images, Chris Jackson/Getty Images

"I would have loved to have dressed Kate Middleton," Vivienne Westwood said when she denied relatively early in the Kate Middleton wedding-dress speculation process that she was NOT The One. "But I have to wait until she kind of catches up a bit somewhere with style." Westwood has been watching, waiting for the moment when Kate would be ready to vamp out the palace in one of her signature bustled skirts — and confirmed to the London Sunday Times she's just not.

Vivienne Westwood lets rip on Galliano, Kate Moss’s wedding and the Duchess of Cambridge’s style [Telegraph UK]