PLASTIC SURGERY
• Good Morning America told the story of a woman getting plastic surgery to make her butt look like, of course, Pippa Middleton's. They also play a little bit of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back," so be warned that the song will be stuck in your head after you're done watching the clip. [Beauty High]

• Before-and-after images of cosmetic surgery patients were uploaded to a surgeon's website, apparently without their consent, but with file names containing the patients' first and last names. So the fact that the photos were cropped from the neck down certainly didn't stop them from being identifiable. [Jezebel]

HAIR
• Fergie's cut her hair short again (or just taken out those noodle-y extensions) and dyed it very blonde. [Hollywood Life]

FRAGRANCE
• David Beckham made his sons the guinea pigs for his latest fragrance — but they liked the scent, so it was all good. [Us]

NAILS
• Dita von Teese has created a range of half-moon press-on nails for Kiss Nails, as a way "for everyone to wear [the polish style] without going through the drama of explaining to your manicurist what you want it [sic] and how to do it." [Telegraph UK]

• Someone recorded a beauty tutorial explaining how to create an Angry Birds–themed manicure, with all the different birds and pigs featured. To make sure you know she's serious, the tutor in question says she's completed every level of the ridiculous game. [Bellasugar]

MAKEUP
• Styled with a textbook smoky eye, Daria Werbowy features in the cover editorial from the new issue of Russian Vogue, shot by Terry Richardson. [Fashion Gone Rogue]

• Skincare guru Sunday Riley is working on a "eco-conscious" cosmetics collection with makeup artist Diane Kendal, and the line will be out next month. [Beauty Counter Blog]

• Do LeeLee Sobieski's faded eyebrows bother you like they bother the beauty bloggers at Glamour? [Girls in the Beauty Dept./Glamour]