The Fug Girls: A Gaggle of Kardashians and Butt Cheeks on Display at Abbey Dawn

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NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 12: (L-R)  Kendall Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian attends the Abbey Dawn by Avril Lavigne Spring 2012 fashion show during Style360 at the Metropolitan Pavilion on September 12, 2011 in New York City.  (Photo by Jerritt Clark/Getty Images)
Kardashians flanked the front row at Abbey Dawn. Photo: Jerritt Clark/2011 Jerritt Clark

In case you were wondering where all the butt cheeks have been hiding this Fashion Week, we have the answer for you: Avril Lavigne's show, Abbey Dawn. Every time we looked up, some model's rear end was hanging out of the bottom of her short-shorts. It was in keeping with the classy vibe of the entire event, which was sponsored by the following: some kind of canned coffee drink that looked like the cousin of Four Loko; the New York Post; a line of bedazzled earphones; vodka; lipstick; and a tooth-whitening product. We were just thinking that we wanted to get drunk and whiten our teeth, so this show came at exactly the right time.

Regardless, it was surprising to note how tired both Kourtney and Kim looked. Kourtney may have been weary of the fact that someone had apparently forced her to wear a ridiculous headband, and Kim is surely exhausted from the whole Marriage of the Century thing, but you'd think they could have managed to resist falling into Thousand-Yard-Stare territory for at least most of the show, especially considering that their cameras were on them the entire time. Maybe Taking New York is more trying than it seems. At least during episodes six through nine, anyway.