Anyone who ever accused Madonna of taking herself too seriously should immediately watch this video of her and Lola and feel ashamed of themselves. Choice quotes include:
• "People think I'm like, a superficial person, and I'm not. I love horses, I love flowers — well, I don't love hydrangeas."
• "Fruit hurts my stomach. My corset's too tight."
• "I don't eat things I can't identify."
• "I think you're an ageist, okay? I think you're a looksist and an ageist."