Madonna Discusses Irony, Refuses Fruit in Video for the Macy’s Material Girl Search

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Anyone who ever accused Madonna of taking herself too seriously should immediately watch this video of her and Lola and feel ashamed of themselves. Choice quotes include:

• "People think I'm like, a superficial person, and I'm not. I love horses, I love flowers — well, I don't love hydrangeas."
• "Fruit hurts my stomach. My corset's too tight."
• "I don't eat things I can't identify."
• "I think you're an ageist, okay? I think you're a looksist and an ageist."

[Material Girl Collection Official Website]