Aliana Lohan Covers the New ‘Page Six’ Magazine

Aliana Lohan.

In the accompanying interview, Aliana (not "Ali" anymore) talks about the recent spate of rumors that she'd undergone cosmetic surgery. She says her changed appearance came thanks only to some growth spurts: "I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that (surgery)? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that?" Now that should be a rhetorical question, but this is the Lohans — so Aliana followed up with an exclamatory, "No!"