On tonight's episode of Top Model, the remaining contestants have to write and sing a song about themselves, as well as star in a music video to accompany the surefire hit. (Longtime Top Model viewers will remember how well this worked for Tyra back on cycle two.) Tyra and YouTube celebrity Keenan Cahill cameo in all the girls' videos; in Laura Kirkpatrick's saccharine and unsettlingly over-emoted vid, they make funny faces and rap off-beat. Watch our exclusive first look, and try to work out just why "pot ledom" is an important part of the song's chorus:
Of course, it's top model backwards. This whole all-stars cycle is Top Model done backwards.