Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyoncé to Co-Star in a Movie

B and G all giggly. Photo: TIMOTHY A. CLARY/Getty Images

Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyoncé will co-star in a forthcoming musical comedy written by Ryan Murphy. Sadly, it will not be a feature-length version of Beyoncé's "(Girls) Run the World" video (although that's a movie that needs to get made). Instead, they'll play "washed-up singers" who form a supergroup to regain the spotlight — you know, like that odd NKOTBSB merger, only hopefully with more Tom Ford outfits.