If you happened to be watching the Super Bowl with Patriots fans last night, you probably witnessed lots of hollering, beer-can kicking, and wild mood swings followed by heavy alcohol consumption. But poor Gisele wasn't able to drink her feelings away, being a health-conscious supermodel who had to be capable of walking in a straight line while paparazzi swarmed her and Tom Brady after the game, so it's really quite a testament to her self-control that she only dropped one little F-bomb when shit-talking Giants fans taunted her outside of the VIP elevator. Her exact words: "My husband can not fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times [vicious chug from water bottle]."
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