WWD reports that Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana have purchased a fancy newsstand outside their store in Milan, staffed by "a Mediterranean, dark-haired, sporty news agent clad from head to toe in black." In other words, this probably isn't the kind of newsstand that sells Lifesavers and Nutter Butters.

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