According to the Fash Pack, the tiniest offspring of Victoria and David Beckham was asked to be the face of "personalized baby gift company" My1stYears.com last week via post: "We know you have implacable style and taste ... We cannot negotiate a contract or salary directly with you, that is why your Mummy and Daddy have been copied in on this letter. We are happy to speak with them about your fee; however, we are prepared to pay you a significant amount." Kids, you should never take a modeling contract from a stranger.