This Is How Fashion People Talk About Pooping

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Aesop and A.P.C. now sell a "bathroom deodorizer" known as Post-Poo Drops. Yes, this is real, and here are the instructions for use: "In instances where vigorous activity has occurred in the bathroom, dispense several drops of this carefully crafted Aesop product into the toilet bowl after flushing." (Regular folks just light a match.)