The music video for Nicki Minaj's new pop ballad "Starships" dropped Friday morning, and critics seemed confused by the futuristic dance party held on the set of Lost. (Did they somehow suss out the plot line of "Stupid Hoe"?) So, we took the weekend to perform a thorough analysis of Onika and her backup Barbzs' outfits, and sadly, no one wears or is otherwise made to resemble a starship during the four-and-a-half-minute-long clip. But there's plenty of other questionable costuming decisions to make up for it, like a bunch of beach attire including Miss Minaj as Malibu Barbie 3000 with a side of side-boob, subtle Bo Derek references, and a tinsel-covered diaper bikini; tons of neon body paint; and some humiliatingly clad man servants. Click ahead to see these, and many more, "Starships" fashions.