Penélope Cruz covers the latest Harper's Bazaar (shot by Terry Richardson), and in the corresponding story, she forces food and soda upon her interviewer, Laura Brown.
"I think you want a Coke, right," she says, which means she wants a Coke. "And you definitely want more turkey baconnnn."
What a delightful change from reading about what celebrities consume during interviews — reading about what they convince writers to eat and drink instead! Meanwhile, Cruz confesses to a borderline obsession with Meryl Streep, which would hardly be noteworthy (because don't we all?) except for an interesting kissing compulsion: "Now I kiss her whenever I see her! She must think I'm crazy." Rest assured, Penélope, she does not.