Watch Top Model Hopefuls Dance in Booty Tooch Pads

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Last night on Top Model, the remaining contestants shot music videos. Terrible, terrible music videos. And to make sure their performances "tooched" (because that's a verb now, apparently), Tyra provided a lesson on the art of, well, "tooching." That tooch teach session came with special butt-enhancing underwear, which made poor Azmarie, this cycle's androgynous model — and arguably one of the only girls with any semblance of talent — too uncomfortable to take part. "I'm a grown-ass woman," she noted in confessional, "and I don't have time for that s--t." Wise words indeed, but wiser still when applied by would-be models to the show as a whole.