There were few cohesive trends to be found in May's magazine roundup, but one thing seems abundantly clear: My Little Pony–inspired style shows no sign of disappearing. Other than that, several models hid out in foliage, Arizona Muse gritted her teeth through a Navajo-themed shoot, and Betty White got pampered by middle-aged men in tuxedos. Click through the slideshow to see all these images and more.
Best "Ah-Ha!" Moment, Fashion
Finally, after years of watching movie heroines lose their scarves to a gust of wind, women have realized you can't actually drive a convertible in a scarf.
Biggest Faux Pas, Vogue Italia
Everyone wants to look like a French girl right now, not a French poodle.
Worst Pun, GQ
Derrick Rose has blue balls. Get it? Okay.
Furthest Reach, Vogue U.K.
When you're 6'1", even getting fitted for a nurse's uniform is an ordeal.
Blackest Black, Vogue Paris
The mosquitos are coming, so we must all dress in leather and wear screens to protect ourselves this summer.
Best Conspiracy, Harper's Bazaar
This photo captured the exact moment the plan for Kate Upton's "Cat Daddy" video was hatched.
Most Improbable, Vogue U.K.
We can promise you one thing: Postapocaplyse, we might put on every single item of clothing in our closet and pout, but we are NOT going to work out.
Most Cookie-Cutter, i-D
Well, he looks more butcher than baker, but either way, we won't mess with him when he has that "I killed the candlestick-maker" look in his eyes.
Worst Acid Flashback, Flaunt
Rainforest-disco-meets–Night of the Living Dead is not a look we'll be channeling this summer.
Best Tattoo, i-D
Most Gravity-Defying, Teen Vogue
When scaling a tree, one must always remember to wear designer Tivas.
Worst Camouflage, Elle U.K.
The catering on this set must've been pretty bad if the model had to hide in the bushes and eat the props.
Most Terrifiying Bidet Placement, Dazed
Also, eek, Nicki Minaj's hair ate a model!
Most Southwestern, i-D
Because her name is Arizona! Nudge nudge!
Worst Consolidation, Harper's Bazaar
If one tiny purse is stylish, then two must be even better!
Worst Depiction of a Fantasy, Vanity Fair
We're pretty sure that, if Betty were allowed to help with the casting process, it would not have been those guys waiting on her hand and foot.
Best Depiction of a Fantasy, Cosmopolitan
That's right Betty, we took care of that and ordered you a better man-servant.
Most Disappointed, AnOther
"What do you mean the My Little Pony–reunion festival is next weekend?"
Second Most Disappointed, i-D
"Wait, I totally thought it was this weekend too!"
Third Most Disappointed, Vogue Paris
"Screw it guys, let's just start our own Pony reunion right here, right now."
Worst Imitation, Flare
"While we're at it, let's celebrate those troll dolls too."
Most Seasonally Innapropriate, Flaunt
Summer is almost here, so every day you should remember to put on your stegosaurus ruffled coat, step outside the office, and smell the smog roses.
Worst Placement of a White Skirt, InStyle
We know you didn't even try to fix that car.
Worst Job, Harper's Bazaar
It's not easy being Darth Vader's girlfriend.
Best Duet, i-D
Yodel ay hee hoo!
Worst Duet, Surface
"Franz, vere are my socks?" "Ivan, be gratevul you don't have any. Zees garters are pinching my leg hair."
Worst Tattoo, BlackBook
If she wanted sleeves so badly, she could've just put on her coat.
Most Out to Lunch, Dazed & Confused
"Wait, did they restock the vending machine during intermission?"
Most Shocking, Vogue
It really does hurt when you lick your finger and stick it in the wall socket.
Most Organic, Flaunt
Kale might be in now, but growing your own produce is the next big thing.
Best Conservation of Energy, Vogue Paris
Sometimes, when the wind machine breaks down, you just have to improvise.
Best Flasher, Numéro
So much chicer to wear the boobless body suit under your trench than nothing at all.
Worst Joke, Vogue
A man, a movie star, and a leopard walk into a bar ...
Noisiest Set, i-D
Naked breasts AND bubble wrap! That model really wants you to touch her.
Most Prepared, Vogue Italia
When going on a picnic, it's always smart to wear a bowl, a tablecloth, and a half-cornucopia.
Least Mysterious, Marie Claire
Sorry, putting a mask on Zooey Deschanel doesn't make her look any less adorkable — she just looks a bit more tweepressed.
Worst Disguise, Fashion
We know that's you in there, Donnie Darko.
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Nary a chap in sight.