Here Is the Best-Dressed Snail on the Cannes Red Carpet

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A magnificent beast, he is. Photo: ALBERTO PIZZOLI/AFP/GettyImages

A very lost snail slimed his way onto a red carpet in Cannes today, where he was shot by an admiring (and, presumably, bored) photographer. Of course, the snail made sure his shell was nicely buffed and his antennae were all clean and perky.