At amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS Gala in Cannes last week, Harvey Weinstein auctioned off a massage by Heidi Klum, who may or may not have been informed of his plan beforehand (after a protracted bidding war, it was finally won by hotelier Vikram Chatwal). Naturally, this provided some food for thought for the rest of the evening: Who in the room would you buy a massage from? "Nobody," said Karl Lagerfeld when we asked him. "I hate massage and I don't believe in massage. I hate to be touched." So he wouldn't want give anybody else a massage, either? "No," he responded. "I’m not John Travolta."