Pierre Casiraghi Had to Go on Disability for a Month Because of Chin Scratches Sustained in Bar Brawl

MONACO - DECEMBER 13: Pierre Casiraghi attends the Members Cocktail At Monaco Yacht Club on December 13, 2011 in Monaco, Monaco. (Photo by Frederic Nebinger/WireImage) Photo: Frederic Nebinger/WireImage

Following the February fisticuffs also involving Vladimir Restoin-Roitfeld, Stavros Niarchos, and nightclub owner Adam Hock, the Monégasque royal was treated for a superficial skin laceration at New York Presbyterian. But, as the Post writes, "it is not immediately clear what work Casiraghi does" that might merit 30 days of disability. To which we say: Ballin' isn't easy — however, it apparently comes with great health-care benefits and likely a stellar 401k.