Everyone, wake up from your Champagne-induced Cannes comas: Brad Pitt is on the red carpet! He showed up in all his shaggy-haired glory, ready for that Riviera sunshine with a pair of boy-band-worthy sunglasses and a tailored tux. Karolina Kurkova was also out and about in — what else — sequins, while Michelle Rodriguez wore a GOOP-like white gown. Click ahead to see those looks and more from the Cannes red carpet.
"Crooked tie, cheesy reflector shades, and I still look better than Tom Brady."
Kelly Brook and Michelle Rodriguez
Let's skip over Kelly Brook's mancala board of a dress and look at this white number on Michelle Rodriguez. She looks so pretty, like a wood fairy, but we could do without that strange wispy cape business. The GOOP look is not for everyone.
Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson
There must be one Belle impersonator at Disneyland who's feeling very naked right now.
So smart to carry a lunch box on the red carpet. Keeping up the skinny arm for so long really works up an appetite.
Brad Pitt, again
Just soclose to a good man-cleavage moment.
Paul Brannigan, Gary Maitland, and Paul Laverty
Okay, we know we're supposed to say something about the kilts, but really — what's going on with those tube socks?
Lady Victoria Harvey
Look, it's Malibu Skipper.
William Ruan and Siobhan Reilly
William Ruan: "I just told the Little Blue Engine, 'When the going gets tough, just keep repeating, I think I can I think I can,' and that is how he made it up that hill." Siobhan Reilly: Swoon.
This is the face of a man whose dry cleaner has finally delivered his party pants.
Fawaz Gruosi and Irina Shayk
He's looking up to the heavens saying, "Thank you, Jesus, for this piece of arm candy."
No train tonight — way to keep us on our toes.
Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas
Oh, Hilaria. Green leopard print is one thing, but a matching green leopard-print choker is quite another.
It was so generous of Johnny Depp to let Jeremy borrow his wardrobe from Dark Shadows!
Proper etiquette states that if you're not going to wear a tie, you must at least carry a cement block above your head.
That guy behind her is probably thinking the same thing you are about this.
He totally kept Tara Reid's shoes.
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