Michelle Obama went on Live! With Kelly this morning, where she did double Dutch in front of a live audience — in wide-legged pants, no less. Sure, it took her a second try, but once she got going, she did twirls and fancy steps and everything! She almost kept it up too long, to the point where she'd have looked like a show-off. And you know, then Glenn Beck would've called her Michelle Anna Banana Obama and things would devolve from there.