After releasing a trailer last Friday in which the model blinks and flips a coin and catches it, George Michael debuted the entire five-minute-and-32-second-long video today, and Kate also drives a car and spends much of her airtime sort of twisting and turning with her hair flowing (like that time she was an Alexander McQueen hologram). The musician explained to Britain’s Magic FM that he cast Kate because she reminds him of his mother: “Every boy who has lost their mum thinks his mum was the most beautiful woman in the world … Why not ask someone who is considered the most beautiful woman in the world in many ways to be that figure?” Anyway, just when we thought we’d ascertained the plot — it’s George Michael’s comeback song, with lyrics like “So I just kept breathing my friends/ Waiting for the man to choose/ Saying this ain’t the day that it ends/ Cause there’s no white light/ And I’m not through/ I’m alive/ I’m alive,” and Kate’s the one who saved him! — a zebra trots across the screen, and, well, we won’t ruin the rest for you.
