"Miranda the Waxwork," that is. According to the Telegraph, Sydney's Madame Tussauds took four months and 500 measurements to complete the incarnation of the model, who wears a red gown by Australian designer Alex Perry. Wax Miranda joins Wax President Obama, the Wax Dalai Lama, and Wax Queen Elizabeth II ... and we hear if you step within inches of the faux model, a soundtrack of her telling birthing stories will start to play. If you poke her, she'll repeat the words noni berries ad nauseam. How lifelike!