Bar Refaeli tweeted this miraculous picture yesterday morning. She captioned her goddess-worthy feat with the blase caption, "Good morning! I am walking on water today.. What r u doing?" (Listen Bar, every good deity knows not to rub in their omnipotency like that.) "Page Six" notes the snap looks "just [like] the Messiah did on Lake Galilee." Who knew Jesus looked so good in a two-piece?