This Is Not the Breakup E-mail That John Mayer Sent to Katy Perry

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Like so many rebounds great love affairs, Katy Perry and John Mayer's relationship has met its untimely fate ... but not before the couple received the Celebrotica treatment. Thank goodness for that. Worse still, John reportedly called things off via e-mail — poor Katy, Baptiste would never do that. The Cut either obtained or totally made up (you pick!) the message chain that ended things; read the back and forth in chronological order below:

From: Katheryn Hudson
Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2012 21:04:14
To: "Mayer, John Clayton"
Subject: nEXt DaTE ~~ lET's gEt iCe creAm >..<

i LYK **chErry** flAVors.
xxx KittYK@t

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From: John Clayton Mayer
Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2012 03:31:30
To: "Hudson, Katheryn"
Subject: Re: nEXt DaTE ~~ lET's gEt iCe creAm >..<

k-t,
right now i'm staying home alone on a wednesday
flat on the floor looking back on old love or lack thereof
after all our crushes are faded and all my wishful thinking was wrong
i'm jaded and i hate it but i think we should break up.
fond wishes and one final miaow.
--john clayton

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From: Katheryn Hudson
Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2012 03:38:51
To: "Mayer, John Clayton"
Subject: Re: Re: nEXt DaTE ~~ lET's gEt iCe creAm >..<

**o.M.g.** jOHn dId U jUSt BreAkUp wIth ME iN ~aN eMAil~? AND uSING UR OwN SoNG's lYRiCs? thIs iS 2 2 mUCh.
nOt UR KittYK@t

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From: John Clayton Mayer
Date: Thu, 16 Aug 2012 03:44:12
To: "Hudson, Katheryn"
Subject: Re: Re: Re: nEXt DaTE ~~ lET's gEt iCe creAm >..<

yes.