Celebrotica Writ Large

Last week, The Cut introduced our new Celebrotica, in which our resident romance novelist rewrites the tabloids as bodice-rippers. (“Katy Perry had been cursed by a terrible affliction: to desire dangerous men.”)

This week, to fête Celebrotica’s launch and, er, get you in the mood for more of it, The Cut’s Facebook page presents a personality quiz to find out which Celebrotica "hero" would grace the cover of your own steamy paperback. The best part? Your quiz result will be in the form of one of five, Facebook-exclusive romance novel covers, designed by Jon Defreest. We’re also giving away two Kindles to two Cut Facebook fans, courtesy of Sundance Channel’s dynamic new docu-series Push Girls.

Here's how you take the quiz, and enter to win a Kindle:

1. Like The Cut on Facebook
2. Click the Celebrotica tab
3. Take the Celebrotica Personality Quiz; you can also enter to win a Kindle.
4. Visit our Facebook page on Friday, August 24 to find out if you're a winner

Ready to give in to the fantasy? Click here, tempestuous ones.