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A Poem About That Anal Tattoo Video Made of Quotes From Websites That Aggregated It

it dwarfs you in both pain and ridiculousness

"Dude, it feels so fucking good … so good."

A ringing endorsement

but your results may vary.

"Holy crap that's funny,"

his might not be the first to adorn her rectal area.

A little too eager

Anna Nicole Smith

crawled in a ball with broken wings

É muito BOM!

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