Thanks to a Tyra Banks Master Class, Jimmy Fallon Can Now Booty Tooch With the Best of Them

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LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 687 -- Pictured: (l-r) Tyra Banks, Jimmy Fallon Photo: Lloyd Bishop/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank

Promoting Top Model's new college-themed season, which kicks off this Friday, Tyra Banks appeared on last night's Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.  Tyra gave Jimmy a lesson in good tooch/bad tooch — explaining all the problems with a "hoochie tooch" (too "hey girl, hey")  and the "poochie tooch" (needs tighter Spanx) while lauding the apparently high-fashion merits of the "Gucci tooch."  (Soon to come: the "Noguchi tooch," which involves a lot of architectural contortion and bent elbows.) Despite his self-deprecating protestations, Fallon's skills suggest he's either a born toocher or that he practiced in front of his dressing room mirror beforehand. Then again, maybe Fallon just made sure his stylist found him some tooch pads.