Milan will forever be stuck in the middle of a fashion panini, but throughout the week, there were a bunch of memorable hair and makeup looks on the runways. Fendi's models had their lower eyelids decorated with multicolored doodads, Prada's Japanese-y collection called for hair-piece-like updos, and Versace, well, did its own Versace thing. Click ahead to check out these moments and more.
Most Emo: Paola Frani
We'd be that sad if we were staring at our split ends all day.
Best "Thriller" Extra: Max Mara
And also, the best argument for daily eye cream usage.
Biggest Letdown: Fendi
We were hoping those were Smarties or Nilla Wafers.
Best Kristen Stewart Face: Francesco Scognamiglio
Minus the fancy pants.
Most Precarious Hair: Prada
Your uncle called and he wants his rug back.
Best Way to Catch Cold: Alberta Ferretti
Leaving the house in your sparkly towel with wet hair.
Second Best Kristen Stewart Face: Marni
It's the eyes.
Best Use of the Pythagorean Theorem: Gianfranco Ferre
Or the work of an OCD stylist.
Most Versace: Versace
This year's version of molto sexy.
Best Use of a Bump It: Moschino
Zooey Deschanel, eat your heart out.
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