The Brooklynettes, the creatively titled, six-woman cheerleading team for the newly relocated Brooklyn Nets, debuted their official uniforms yesterday. No surprise here — they're low-cut, tight, and very short, but what were you expecting anyway? Retro swimsuits? Admittedly, the knee-high dance boots are pretty fly, but overall we're much more interested in the individual ladies who make up the team — Amanda, Angelica, Jessica, Siobhan, Jen, and Jennifer — who are just begging for the inevitable Spice Girl comparisons (guess which one is ginger). If they don't have a reality show contract by the end of the first season (or hell, the end of next week), then something is deeply wrong.