Dear Male Models, Calvin Klein Just Isn’t That Into You

Calvin Klein is sighted during Art Basel Miami Beach at the Miami Beach Convention Center on December 2, 2010 in Miami Beach, Florida. Photo: Gustavo Caballero/WireImage

According to the Post, the designer was "swarmed" by a bunch "hoping to be his next boyfriend" at the Top of the Standard earlier this week, but he "didn't seem at all fazed." Poor Calvin: He only has eyes (and plane fuel) for Nick Gruber.