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Best Looking in Person Certainly we weren't surprised that Elisabeth Moss is pretty (and it's not like any of these celebs were going to look lik... more
Best Looking in Person Certainly we weren't surprised that Elisabeth Moss is pretty (and it's not like any of these celebs were going to look like secretly heinous trolls); we just didn't expect her to be quite so glowy. Peggy Olsen has many charms, but effervescence isn’t necessarily one of them, so for Moss to be so gregarious and personable was a nice surprise — and the bleached do doesn't wash her out, after all. We love it when we're proven wrong ... well, sometimes.
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Worst Hair We know Kelly Osborne is keeping the purple hair because she knows people think it's dumb, and she's screwing with them. That's also t... more
Worst Hair We know Kelly Osborne is keeping the purple hair because she knows people think it's dumb, and she's screwing with them. That's also the only explanation for the fact that she wore it piled on her head like a Baroque candlestick to Chris Benz. Kelly, when you screw with people using your own physical assets, the person you're hurting the most is yourself. Runner-up: Mandy Moore, at Lela Rose. Mandy, we love you, but fire whoever did that to your head.
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The Battle of the Teen-Centric Networks MTV has crawled back into our eyeline, thanks to the fact that they sent Crystal Reed and Holland Roden —... more
The Battle of the Teen-Centric Networks MTV has crawled back into our eyeline, thanks to the fact that they sent Crystal Reed and Holland Roden — stars of their hit Teen Wolf — to so many shows this week. Those girls came out and represented. The CW came in second, pimping out their new Carrie Bradshaw (AnnaSophia Robb), as well as Gossip Girl 's Kaylee DeFer (since apparently Blake Lively was off wandering into wedded bliss). ABC Family — who, last September, produced stars from three of its active shows, this time produced just one Little Liar , in the form of Troian Bellasario . Weak sauce, ABC Family. At the very least you could have thrown us a bone in the form of an American Teenager .
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Most Ubiquitous At the beginning of the week, we thought actress Dania Ramirez had this in the bag. Then she vanished and Alexa Ray Joel snuck up... more
Most Ubiquitous At the beginning of the week, we thought actress Dania Ramirez had this in the bag. Then she vanished and Alexa Ray Joel snuck up on her. But Fashion Week is a marathon, not a sprint — the irony there being that Olympic speedster Sanya Richards-Ross ended up being the person we saw everywhere, all the time, always smiling and never wearing the same thing twice. Apparently after you've snagged two gold medals, surviving the tents in heels is a piece of cake.
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Most Surprising Absence We saw Katharine McPhee's sour puss all over town, but whither her Smash rival, Megan Hilty? We can only hope that she wa... more
Most Surprising Absence We saw Katharine McPhee's sour puss all over town, but whither her Smash rival, Megan Hilty? We can only hope that she was too busy on the set of our favorite hate-watch to come out and play.
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Most Random Strangely, it's not Bryant Gumbel, although we were very pleased that Naeem Kham served up a steaming hot bowl of Gumbelaya. By far w... more
Most Random Strangely, it's not Bryant Gumbel, although we were very pleased that Naeem Kham served up a steaming hot bowl of Gumbelaya. By far we were the most surprised to see James LeGros, formerly of Ally McBeal , Mildred Pierce , Mercy , and most recently Girls . He was with Gina Gershon at Charlotte Ronson's show — an aesthetic that better befits other Girls characters' than his — and seemed almost as confused by all the seating shenanigans and press mobs as we were to see him there.
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Oddest Couple At the Blonds, we watched as Amanda Lepore removed her entire left breast from the latex prison of its catsuit and showed it to Mic... more
Oddest Couple At the Blonds, we watched as Amanda Lepore removed her entire left breast from the latex prison of its catsuit and showed it to Michael Musto, who was wearing shower shoes and a green Slanket. We would like these two to star in a buddy comedy immediately. It might also be part-tragedy.
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Hottest Olympian You think we're going to say Ryan Lochte , don't you? But the honor goes to Nathan Adrian, who was very tall and extremely handso... more
Hottest Olympian You think we're going to say Ryan Lochte , don't you? But the honor goes to Nathan Adrian, who was very tall and extremely handsome when we talked to him at Tommy Hilfiger Men's, but was also funny, articulate, and charming. He also graduated with honors from Berkeley with a degree in public health, which means that he cares about people! He wins.
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Most Missed Olympian Nathan "Hottest Olympian" Adrian told us that Michael Phelps, Ryan Lochte, and Conor Dwyer were his three best-dre... more
Most Missed Olympian Nathan "Hottest Olympian" Adrian told us that Michael Phelps, Ryan Lochte, and Conor Dwyer were his three best-dressed swimming teammates, and we spied the latter two. It would have been nice to see Phelps for the trifecta, not least because we really want to see his wingspan in person. We also missed McKayla Maroney, looking unimpressed or otherwise. She and Anna Wintour could have a battle of stone-faced stares.
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Best All-Stars You might think we're talking about the horde of NBA players in the front rows, but no. By far the starriest presences at any show... more
Best All-Stars You might think we're talking about the horde of NBA players in the front rows, but no. By far the starriest presences at any show were the top models who walked for Zac Posen, including Karolina Kurkova, Coco Rocha, and Naomi Campbell. Those three are in town shooting a new modeling show called The Face , so big props to Posen for recognizing a buzz-y opportunity and then making it happen. His catwalk was more stocked than a hotel minibar.
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Best Music The opening song at DKNY was the most divine mash-up of Nena's "99 Luftballoons" and Jay-Z's "99 Problems." We may... more
Best Music The opening song at DKNY was the most divine mash-up of Nena's "99 Luftballoons" and Jay-Z's "99 Problems." We may never be truly happy until that's on our iPods ... which, alas, means we may never be truly happy. Somehow this is not a surprise.
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Question We Were Too Scared to Ask Jennifer Westfeldt popped up in the tents right after the world discovered those very explicit Internet photos... more
Question We Were Too Scared to Ask Jennifer Westfeldt popped up in the tents right after the world discovered those very explicit Internet photos of her boyfriend Jon Hamm's, er, private deli meat. And Westfeldt was so excited to be at Nanette Lepore's show that we didn’t have the heart to sit her down, grasp her by the shoulders, and ask her very seriously how she has kept that thing a secret for the past decade.
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Diva Demand We Need to Make Look, we're very happy for Caboodles and Diet Pepsi and Fiber Plus and all the other random sponsors who popped up in... more
Diva Demand We Need to Make Look, we're very happy for Caboodles and Diet Pepsi and Fiber Plus and all the other random sponsors who popped up in the tents. But we would trade them all for two or three purse hooks in the bathrooms. We need a place to put our stuff that is not the wet, grody floor, especially in winter. So listen up, corporate America: Stick your logo on some hooks, sling them over the port-a-potty doors (one for a purse, one for a coat), and watch us all weepily proclaim that you've changed our lives.
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Trend We Hope Doesn't Take Off Dear God, please tell us all the leather harnesses we saw — from BCBG to Herve to Prabal — don't mean that we're s... more
Trend We Hope Doesn't Take Off Dear God, please tell us all the leather harnesses we saw — from BCBG to Herve to Prabal — don't mean that we're spiraling into some kind of creepy 50 Shades of Grey fashion moment. Because we just can't go there. Please stop reading that book, you guys. That book is terrible.
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Does Take Off Backless man-jumpsuits at Duckie Brown. Ryan Gosling could finally safely run away from us all and know we would be ... more
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Does Take Off Backless man-jumpsuits at Duckie Brown. Ryan Gosling could finally safely run away from us all and know we would be too shocked to give chase.
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Show With the Most Red Carpet Potential As writers who work the celebrity fashion beat, we're always thinking about the awards show circuit. Both... more
Show With the Most Red Carpet Potential As writers who work the celebrity fashion beat, we're always thinking about the awards show circuit. Both Reem Acra and Naeem Khan sent out oodles of celeb-friendly formal gowns that we expect to see at the Emmys and beyond.
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Best Color(s) Unlike past years, where we've seen a particular hue pop up in a variety of different places, this season the trend was more about ... more
Best Color(s) Unlike past years, where we've seen a particular hue pop up in a variety of different places, this season the trend was more about patterns. Namely, that they're back, being spotted at ... well, basically everywhere, from Tadashi Shoji (good) to Whitney Eve (ehh ... ).
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Most Covetable Accessories We're still thinking about an alluringly simple pair of gray grosgrain pumps from Honor’s show , followed by some brigh... more
Most Covetable Accessories We're still thinking about an alluringly simple pair of gray grosgrain pumps from Honor’s show , followed by some bright green patent pumps at Lela Rose. But what won our hearts the most were Chris Benz's bright two-tone bags for Cambridge Satchels. Can we justify calling that a business necessity if we stick our iPads in it?
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Girl Most in Need of Getting a Grip On day two of Fashion Week, we were seated next to a girl at Charlotte Ronson who kept falling asleep, and wh... more
Girl Most in Need of Getting a Grip On day two of Fashion Week, we were seated next to a girl at Charlotte Ronson who kept falling asleep, and who would then contract into a fetal position whenever she woke up. Honey, we know Fashion Week is rough — and maybe you fell off the wagon at Fashion Night's Out and got run over by the wheel — but no one goes fetal until at least day four. Get with the program.
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Guys Most in Need of Getting a Grip The dudes who show up at Badgley Mischka . One year, a guy hit on all the girls in his vicinity by asking them... more
Guys Most in Need of Getting a Grip The dudes who show up at Badgley Mischka . One year, a guy hit on all the girls in his vicinity by asking them where he could buy a suit; this year, two dudes behind us made lascivious comments about all the naked activities they'd like to partake in with the models. Guys, (a) that's illegal since most of them are 16, essentially making you an episode of Pretty Little Liars (and not one of the good ones); and (b) put it away.
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Best Flub There were several, actually. Style's Jeannie Mai botched Julianne Hough's name on-camera, and a PR girl referred to AnnaSophia Robb as... more
Best Flub There were several, actually. Style's Jeannie Mai botched Julianne Hough's name on-camera, and a PR girl referred to AnnaSophia Robb as "AnnaSophia Bush," which should give our former Most Ubiquitous winner a moment of joy to know that she may be absent from the tents, but not forgotten. However, the very best came when we were leaving Zac Posen and heard an excited fan point to André Leon Talley and say, "That's him! The guy from ANTM ! It's Miss J!" Tantalizingly close, yet so terribly far. Photo: Billy Farrellnyc.com/BFA
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Tragedy We Maybe Could Have Prevented When we spotted Alison Pill at Chris Benz , she seemed like a blast — drinking at the open bar, chatting ani... more
Tragedy We Maybe Could Have Prevented When we spotted Alison Pill at Chris Benz , she seemed like a blast — drinking at the open bar, chatting animatedly with friends, and posing for iPhone pictures. We almost went over to talk to her but didn't want to interrupt her good time. Fast-forward to later that night, when she accidentally tweeted a photo of herself wearing only glasses. So perhaps if we had stepped in and trod on her party time, she might not have gotten so ... shall we say, technologically clumsy? Don't drink and tweet, friends. Let that be a lesson to all of us, Fashion Week or not.
Photo: Dean Nevillenyc.com/BFA