Like Michigan state legislators before them, the people over at Apple think the word vagina needs censoring (hat tip to Sarah Weinman). They once pulled this on The Vagina Monologues and are similarly bleeping out the word penis. We can't imagine why any online copywriter would go out of their way to dodge two of the Internet's most popular search terms.
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