According to a press release, Condé Nast Restaurants, part of Condé Nast International, plans to open a Vogue Café in the Dubai Mall in the next few months and a GQ Bar situated in an international five-star hotel in the emirate next year. While the café is more for locals and doesn't serve alcohol, the GQ PaRtY SHacK is all about international clientele and getting crunked "as permitted by law and offered by most hotels in the region." Both venues are said to offer a Body Shame Platter (piece of Iceberg lettuce, mirror, tissues, and your bestie on speed-dial) for $25, which I'll take to go.