Ann Romney Did Not Wear Her Garments Under Her Swimsuit

Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney (R) and his wife Ann Romney arrive for church services at the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints on October 21, 2012 in Boca Raton, Florida. Photo: Justin Sullivan/Getty Images

But it's okay! Before begins a new thread, permit us to pull a passage from Temples of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, which is not an official website of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints: "Devout Mormons further understand that in only a very few instances might the garment be removed, such as for swimming, using the bathroom, or being intimate in marriage." Sounds reasonable — you can watch Ann in action here; however, where's Mittens? And where is Pauly P90x?