Ann Romney Did Not Wear Her Garments Under Her Swimsuit

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Photo: Justin Sullivan

But it's okay! Before MormonDiscussions.com begins a new thread, permit us to pull a passage from Temples of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, which is not an official website of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints: "Devout Mormons further understand that in only a very few instances might the garment be removed, such as for swimming, using the bathroom, or being intimate in marriage." Sounds reasonable — you can watch Ann in action here; however, where's Mittens? And where is Pauly P90x?